Terms of Service

Terms and Conditions

You are personally liable for any order that you place at www.thegreateststoryeversung.com or by phone. We currently accept the following methods of payment via web site or telephone: Credit Card and Debit Card (checking on Electronic Check). In addition, you may place an order by mail using either a Personal Check or Money Order. Please do not send cash. We do not accept COD orders at this time. Please note that we do not accept multiple-pay orders on Debit Card or Electronic Check transactions. In addition, we are not responsible for any overdraft fees or other bank charges you may incur as a result of your purchase. It is your responsibility to retain all records of your purchase in the event that it may be needed in the future.

Should any personal information necessary to fulfill your order change after the time your order was placed (such as billing address, shipping address, or phone number), it is your responsibility to contact us in writing with updated information. If your order is returned to us because you provided incorrect shipping information, you may be subjected to a return shipment fee. We highly recommend double-checking all information you submit before finalizing your order.

If we are unable to bill you for your order after you have received shipment, and you do not contact us, your account may be sent to a collection agency. Please contact our customer service department for payment instructions if your account has been sent to collections.

K E Neubauer & Associates reserves the right to store your personal information given to us in our database for business purposes. If you place an order at www.thegreateststoryeversung.com, we require an email address to send order and shipping confirmations. Your order confirmation will reflect the items ordered and the total amount to be charged.

K E Neubauer & Associates will not charge sales tax for any order unless the order is placed to ship to a Texas address. If your order is shipping to a Texas address, an appropriate sales tax will be added to your order. The sales tax may not be reflected on your emailed order confirmation. Even if the sales tax is not included on the order confirmation, you are still liable for this amount, if applicable.

International Orders

Currently, K E Neubauer & Associates is setup to ship to virtually any location worldwide.

If you are placing an order from outside the US, you will be charged in US Dollars. If you pay by credit card, your charge will be converted to local currency by your credit card company at the time that you are charged. If you intend to send a check or money order for your order, it must be sent in US Dollars.

If you are purchasing an item to be delivered to an address outside the US, your order total may include a flat-rate international surcharge which includes any necessary customs or duty fees and other handling costs. Generally, the general surcharge we use for orders outside the US is $17.95.

For information on returning an International order, please see our Return Policy.

Return Policy

K E Neubauer & Associates guarantees your complete satisfaction with every purchase. We offer all customers a 30-day money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, you may return it for a full refund of the product cost within 30 days of the date of delivery.

Please be aware that we can only accept returns of orders placed directly through and fulfilled by K E Neubauer & Associates If you purchased or ordered any of our products through another retailer, we suggest contacting that particular retailer for return information.

All returns require a Return Merchandise Authorization (RMA) number. To obtain a RMA number, please contact our customer service department by phone at 1-866-209-2280 during business hours. Any return made without proper authorization will not be accepted for refund or exchange. The RMA number is only valid for 3 weeks after it is issued. Any return that is received after the 3-week period may not be accepted or may be subjected to a restocking fee.

All returns must be sent in original packaging with the RMA number clearly posted on the outside of the package. All returns must be shipped at the customer’s expense, but can be shipped using the customer’s choice of carrier. K E Neubauer & Associates is not responsible for damages resulting from return shipment by the customer. It is the customer’s responsibility to insure all packages returned to us.

Please be advised, if you wish to return an item for a refund that was received as a gift, the refund will be issued to the purchaser. When you contact our customer service department for a RMA number, please be able to provide the order number or the purchaser’s information so we may easily locate the account in our database.

Returned items are processed in the order that they are received. Please allow 1-4 weeks for your return to be processed and documented in our database. Any refund or exchange will be processed as soon as possible after recorded receipt of the returned item.

For International returns: please follow the same guidelines listed above. If you are returning your order for a refund, your refund will be issued back to you in US Dollars. K E Neubauer & Associates is not responsible for any amount lost due to fluctuations in the United States and International exchange rates.

Refund Policy

All refunds issued will be in the amount of the product cost only. Shipping and handling costs or any additional surcharges for shipping are non-refundable and non-exchangeable.

If you choose to return your order for a refund, and payment was made by credit card, your refund will be submitted to the original credit card on file. If that credit card has since expired or will no longer accept a credit, a representative will contact you for another method of receiving payment.

If you choose to return your order for a refund, and payment was made by debit card, electronic check, personal check or money order, a refund check will be mailed to you. Please allow 1-2 weeks for delivery once your return is processed.

If you choose to return your order for an exchange, your account will be credited the total product cost of your original order. The credit may be applied toward the purchase of new products. New shipping and handling charges will be applied to your second order as applicable.

Defective or Wrong Item Received

It is the customer’s responsibility to contact us within 30 days after delivery if a defective or incorrect item was received. If we are not contacted until after the 30-day period regarding a defective or incorrect item received, the customer will not be eligible for a complimentary replacement.

Shipping and Delivery Terms

All deliveries are shipped from one of several warehouses or fulfillment centers located in the United States.

While we strive to deliver all orders as quickly as possible, we ask all customers to allow us 4-6 weeks for delivery even though an order may be delivered in quicker time. Once an order is placed into our database, it takes time to process in fulfillment and ship out. If after 6 weeks, you have not received your order, please contact our customer service department at 1-866-209-2280.

K E Neubauer & Associates reserves the right to use any shipping method we deem necessary. Generally, FedEx Ground and the United States Postal Service are our two most common shipping carriers used. Please be aware that neither FedEx Ground nor the United States Postal Service will require a signature for delivery. Unless you are told otherwise by a K E Neubauer & Associates representative, your order will be left at the doorstep of the shipping address. If you require specific delivery instructions, we highly recommend calling our customer service department to place your order. For more information on FedEx Ground’s shipping procedures, please visit www.fedex.com. For more information on USPS’s shipping procedures, please visit www.usps.com.

A shipping and handling fee is applied to all orders. The shipping and handling cost is a non-negotiable flat rate fee that covers the cost of postage as well as handling and packaging costs.

Please be advised that if you choose an expedited shipping method at an additional cost, your order still has to process through fulfillment. The expedited service starts at the time your package is shipped.

If a delivery is refused by the customer without authorization from K E Neubauer & Associates, a fee for return shipment and/or a restocking fee may be applied to any subsequent request for a refund.

Backorder Policy

If an item is on backorder, it may not be noted at www.thegreateststoryeversung.com. If a backordered item is ordered, we will do our best to contact the customer but cannot make any guarantee. If you are concerned your order may be on backorder, please contact us and we will give you its current status.

Generally, the customer will not be charged for a backordered item until it is available for shipment. If in-stock items are ordered with a backordered item, the customer will be charged for all in-stock items as well as full shipping and handling for the order. Once the backordered item becomes in-stock, the customer will only be charged for the particular item with no additional shipping and handling costs.

For assistance or clarification of these policies, please contact our Customer Service Department by email at info@ Our business hours are Mon-Fri 9am-4pm (PST).

How We Use Personal Information

We will use your personal information to contact you, complete your transactions, and provide you with information that you may request.

We may also use your personal information for internal business purposes, such as analyzing and managing our business. We may also combine the information we have gathered about you with information from other sources. We may also share your information with our affiliates and subsidiaries. We may use third parties to help us operate our business and the Site or administer activities on our behalf. We may share your information with these third parties for those limited purposes.

Unless you tell us not to, we may also use your personal information to contact you about offers or promotions we think may be of interest to you. If you do not want to receive these offers or information, indicate that we may not do so at the point where you give us your personal information. If you change your mind later, mail in a statement requesting the removal of your information.  After we receive this you will no longer receive these types of communications from us.

We will also share your personal information with selected third parties so that you may receive special offers and promotions from them which we think may be of interest to you, unless you opt-out. If you would like to opt-out of our sharing your personal information with these third parties, indicate that we may not do so at the point where you give us such personal information in writing and we will no longer share your personal information with these third parties.

Please note that deletions of your personal information or changes in your preferences may not be effective immediately.

Your personal information may be passed on to a third party in the event of a transfer of ownership, assets or the bankruptcy of K E NEUBAUER & ASSOCIATES . We may also disclose specific information when we determine that such disclosure is necessary to comply with applicable law or to protect the interests or safety of K E NEUBAUER & ASSOCIATES  or other visitors to the Site.

Financial Information

We may collect your financial information such as credit and/or debit card numbers, bank account and/or other financial institution account numbers in connection with the transactions you enter into with K E Neubauer & Associates. We use your financial information to help us process and fulfill your transactions. We may use third party service providers to help us process some of these tasks. In such instances, we will provide your financial information to these third parties for the sole purpose of performing these tasks. We may also provide your financial information to your credit card issuer, your financial institutions, or your credit card processors to process transactions.  However, we don’t store your financial information. You will have to reenter your financial data in your subsequent transactions to protect you. Therefore, we will not be responsible or otherwise liable for any use or disclosure of your financial information by third party to whom K E Neubauer & Associates is allowed to disclose your financial information under this Privacy Policy.

Community Functions

The Sites may make available to its users chat rooms, forums, message boards, and/or other community functions. Remember that any information you disclose in these areas becomes public information and you should exercise caution when deciding to disclose your personal, financial or other information. You should use such community functions at your own risk.

Other Sites

The Sites may contain links to other Web sites not owned or operated by K E Neubauer & Associates. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such Web sites or for the privacy policies and practices of other third parties.

Our Security Precautions

Our Sites have security measures in place to protect against the loss, misuse and alteration of the information under our control. We use industry standard technology to protect the security of your information. Unfortunately, no data transmission over the Internet can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. As a result, while we are committed to protecting your information, we cannot ensure or warrant the security of any information you transmit to us.

Accessing Your Information

K E Neubauer & Associates gives you the opportunity to remove personal information that you have provided to us or change your preferences, just click on this link Remove Email, enter in your e-mail address and state whether you want your information removed from our database, if you want to opt-out of communications from us or if you want to opt-out of communications from third parties. Deleting your information or otherwise opting-out of receipt of communications from K E Neubauer & Associates or third parties will delete the data only in our database for purposes of managing future communications from K E Neubauer & Associates and third parties. These deletions will not delete information already collected that may have already been shared with third parties, all as provided above in this Privacy Policy. You will need to contact third parties that may contact you directly to delete your personal information that they may be using to contact you.